Darla's Daily Pearls of Wisdom

My daughter's neighbor Darla is a very dear frined and she is a hoot. I've tried to get her here but she is more of a Facebook person. Every day she drops one liners there, I'll share some of them with you.

on no--not another learning experience.

The more I think about it, the more I believe today should end in Diamonds.

Its cold. I'm not anemic...I'm genetically southern

is seeing the light at the end of the tunnel! Nope, that's Hellfire.

Don't ask the Cat... The Cat knows Nothing...

Fresh coffee, computer, and no one else but the dog is awake yet. Great start to another day.

Knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo. Glorious.

Who needs a doorbell when you have a dog?

I donated blood today...Just not my own

Insanity doesn't run in our family. It just sits there with its arms crossed, laughing maniacally.

"No drinking. No gambling. No premarital sex. Dude, they just outlawed about 90% of your personality."

My favorite so far....insanity.....and the blood donation.

It was a sad sad sad day today...I turned the heat on.

What scares me? when I flush someone Else's toilet and the water keeps rising.

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What scares me? when I flush someone Else's toilet and the water keeps rising.[/quote

I know how this feels!!

Horrible feeling!

would like to remind you, It's Monday... Do Not Be Alarmed... If we remain calm and work together we can get through this...

has found nothing except a whole new level of frustration

life seems to go better when you don't acknowledge reality.

I have done so much, with so little, for so long that I have become an expert at accomplishing the impossible for the oblivious!

Alright!! She joined, welcome Darla, glad you are on board.

Welcome Darla!! Here is one of mine. Just because you wear camo does not make you invisible.

Rosebud1 wrote:Welcome, Darla! We can use a little wisdom around here!

Hey!! that's what I'm here for!!

It's not that I don't like you, I just haven't had enough coffee and you are pissing me off.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.