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Post  Ditch on Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:35 pm

My daughter's neighbor Darla is a very dear frined and she is a hoot. I've tried to get her here but she is more of a Facebook person. Every day she drops one liners there, I'll share some of them with you.

on no--not another learning experience.

The more I think about it, the more I believe today should end in Diamonds.

Its cold. I'm not anemic...I'm genetically southern

is seeing the light at the end of the tunnel! Nope, that's Hellfire.

Don't ask the Cat... The Cat knows Nothing...

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Post  Ditch on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:29 am

Fresh coffee, computer, and no one else but the dog is awake yet. Great start to another day.
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Post  Admin on Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:53 pm

Knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo. Glorious.
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Post  Admin on Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:59 pm

Who needs a doorbell when you have a dog?
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Post  Admin on Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:05 pm

I donated blood today...Just not my own
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Post  Admin on Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:08 pm

Insanity doesn't run in our family. It just sits there with its arms crossed, laughing maniacally.
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Post  Admin on Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:11 pm

"No drinking. No gambling. No premarital sex. Dude, they just outlawed about 90% of your personality."
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Post  CruiseJunkie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:42 pm

My favorite so far....insanity.....and the blood donation. Laughing
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Post  Ditch on Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:57 am

It was a sad sad sad day today...I turned the heat on.
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Post  Ditch on Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:48 am


What scares me? when I flush someone Else's toilet and the water keeps rising.
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Post  supermom on Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:46 am

[quote="Ditch"]
What scares me? when I flush someone Else's toilet and the water keeps rising.[/quote

lol! I know how this feels!!

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Post  CruiseJunkie on Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:47 am

Horrible feeling! tongue
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Post  Ditch on Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:04 am

would like to remind you, It's Monday... Do Not Be Alarmed... If we remain calm and work together we can get through this...
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Post  Ditch on Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:57 am

has found nothing except a whole new level of frustration
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Post  Ditch on Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:59 am

life seems to go better when you don't acknowledge reality.
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Darla's Pearls of Wisdom

Post  darla d on Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:45 am

I have done so much, with so little, for so long that I have become an expert at accomplishing the impossible for the oblivious!
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Post  Ditch on Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:22 pm

Alright!! She joined, welcome Darla, glad you are on board.
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Post  supermom on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:05 pm

Welcome Darla!! Here is one of mine. Just because you wear camo does not make you invisible.

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Post  Rosebud1 on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:31 pm

Welcome, Darla! We can use a little wisdom around here! Wink

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Post  Ditch on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:44 pm

Rosebud1 wrote:Welcome, Darla! We can use a little wisdom around here! Wink

Hey!! that's what I'm here for!! Laughing
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Post  Ditch on Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:17 am

It's not that I don't like you, I just haven't had enough coffee and you are pissing me off.
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Post  Bartender on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:53 pm

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.

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