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Post  Admin Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:34 pm

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown
for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type
and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take
this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time -
for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean?
Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate.""Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I
remain as innocent as a first-time bride. "You see, my first
husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were
checking into our hotel. "My second husband and I got into such
a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we
had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each
other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for
four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how
good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."*
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