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Post  Bubbles Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:56 pm

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> > An old country preacher......had a teenage
> > son,
> > and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a
> > profession. Like many young Men his age, the boy didn't really know what
> > he
> > wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while
> > the boy
> > was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into
> > the
> > boy's room and placed on his study table four objects..
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> > 1. A Bible.....?
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> > 2. A silver dollar.....?
> > 3. A bottle of whisky.....?
> > 4. And a Playboy magazine.....?
> > 'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old
> > preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see
> > which
> > object he picks up.
> > If it's the Bible, he's going to be a
> > preacher
> > like me, and what a blessing that would be!
> > If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be
> > a
> > business man, and that would be okay, too.
> > But if he picks up the bottle, he's going
> > to be
> > a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.
> > And worst of all if he picks up that
> > magazine
> > he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.'
> > The old man waited anxiously, and soon
> > heard his
> > son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his
> > room.
> > The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as
> > he
> > turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..
> > With curiosity in his eye, he walked over
> > to
> > inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
> > He
> > picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the
> > bottle
> > and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.
> > 'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher
> > disgustedly
> > whispered.
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> > 'He's gonna run for Congress.'
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